*In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
  *No one expects you to run into a burning building.
   *People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
  *There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
 *Things you buy now won't wear out.
*You can eat dinner at 4:00.
*You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
     *You can have a party and not bother the neighbors.
   *Speed limits are no longer a challenge.
  *You can sing along with the elevator music.
*Your eyes won't get much worse.
     *Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to
       pay off*
 *Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
*Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember 
them either.
    *Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

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