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| Miners refuse to work after death (But did they get a
note from their doctor?)
Juvenile Court to try shooting defendant (How'd they do that? Did they lock his Lawyer in the bathroom? If Strike Isn't settled quickly, It may last awhile (You think?!) Cold wave linked to temperatures (I though it was linked to my 16 year-old's moods!) Red tape holds up new bridges (You mean there's something stronger than duck tape?) Man struck by lightning faces battery charge (He probably is the battery charge by now.) New study of obesity looks for larger test group (Eat more cheesecake!) Chef throws his heart into helping test group ( That's ok I'll take the hamburger.) Local High School dropouts cut in half (Chainsaw massacre all over again!) Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors (they used those 3 foot lawyers.)
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